weldness

I arrived at work this morning to find that the skate elves had left a belated x-mas present for me on my desk. A kick as slide bar. Ed and James fabricated it last night in the office metal shop (after hours). Only 12" high, and small enough to throw in the back of the truck. Ed insures me that he is "going to make me into a steet skater". I think I had better stuff the ass back of my pants with Charmin to protect my assets!